How to finish that last minute assignment

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

(Source: gamerspirit, via baref00t-girl-22)

When you say something please actually mean it and do it. Instead getting my hopes up and crashing me.

My morning

I needed to get a pack of smokes this morning so I head up to the gas station I always go to and this is how the conversation went:

Me: Hey hun how are you ?

Clerk: I am good. How can I help you ?

Me: Can I have a pack of Newport shorts, please ?

Clerk: No.

Me: Yes.

Clerk: No.

Me: Why not ?

Clerk: Cause I said so. I hated when my mom tld me tht.

Me: I know the feeling, my mom tells me tht all the time.

The joys of being known at the local gas station