When you say something please actually mean it and do it. Instead getting my hopes up and crashing me.

My morning

I needed to get a pack of smokes this morning so I head up to the gas station I always go to and this is how the conversation went:

Me: Hey hun how are you ?

Clerk: I am good. How can I help you ?

Me: Can I have a pack of Newport shorts, please ?

Clerk: No.

Me: Yes.

Clerk: No.

Me: Why not ?

Clerk: Cause I said so. I hated when my mom tld me tht.

Me: I know the feeling, my mom tells me tht all the time.

The joys of being known at the local gas station